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so i wake up next to my roommate. i don't remember how many times i fell last night. i believe i danced with old men. i believe i touched a bass? and the guy was like: ummm, could you be a little more gentle? ummm... i think i laughed.
anyway
i wake up next to my roommate. upon check up, 'we're drenched hon'... well, i must have pissed in my sleep. i still have my dress and boots on. drenched. he wants me to pour a shot. i do. we drink up. i wish i had weed. i need a credit card.
i somehow find a cab, driver asks that i don't smoke, mmmkey. at work my friend at the reception desk gives me her perfume and just winks at me, u need this, she said. mmkey, floral mask on. if they fire me, i'll simply go to bed.
i wish weed grew out of my head
i tried to call you